Barking Up the Leaderboard.

Alright, listen up, you sweaty, Strava-obsessed humans. You thought you were safe, smugly racking up those virtual trophies? Think again. Your dog just got a Strava account, and they're coming for your KOMs. Yes, you heard that right. Your Golden Retriever is about to humble you on your favorite segment. Strava, the app you love to hate (and hate to love), has teamed up with Fi, the smart dog collar people, to bring your furry friend into the digital fitness fold. Now, you can track your dog's steps, distance, and even sleep, all while they secretly judge your pathetic pace.

"But Why?"

Because, according to Strava, your pets are your "key motivators." Translation: your dog is tired of watching you run alone and wants in on the action (and the leaderboards). Plus, they're sick of you bragging about your "recovery runs" when they're the ones doing all the real work chasing squirrels.

Fi Collar: More Than Just a Fancy Dog Tag.

Think of it as a GPS watch for your pup. It tracks their location (because let's face it, they're escape artists), monitors their sleep (because they need their beauty rest before conquering your local trails), and now, thanks to Strava, uploads their activity directly to your feed. Yes, you read that right. KOMs for dogs. Imagine the chaos. Your dog, finally getting the recognition they deserve for dragging you up that hill. And you, trying to explain to your buddies why a Pomeranian just beat your personal best. Worried about your dog's secret squirrel-chasing routes being public knowledge? Don't worry, you can adjust the privacy settings. Just like your own runs, you can choose to share your dog's data with your followers, or keep it private (because some things are just too embarrassing to share).

Gear Up for Glory.

To join the canine Strava revolution, you'll need a Fi smart collar. They're not cheap, but think of it as an investment in your dog's (and your own) fitness. Plus, they're offering discounts and free months, so what are you waiting for? If you're new to running or riding with your dog, remember the basics: good recall, a bell for safety, and start slow. And for the love of all that is holy, pick a trail that isn't packed with other dogs (or humans).

The Future is Furry.

With Strava and Fi teaming up, the future of fitness is looking decidedly furry. And who knows, maybe one day we'll see cats on Strava too (though they'll probably just upload pictures of themselves napping). So, get out there, run with your dog, and prepare to be humbled. Your dog is ready to take their place at the top of the leaderboard. And don't forget the dog pics, please.